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February 28, 2012


How I Was Nearly Mauled by an Ant: A True Story

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In the grand scheme of things and of all the creatures that could have bitten me in Africa, I recognize that an ant is probably not that big of a deal. It could have been a crocodile, a lion, or a malaria-bearing mosquito…just to name a few. However, I’m not going to let a little detail like reality get in the way of my dramatizing an account of my near death experience. Despite what my Mother has to say about the matter, I don’t have that many of them so I like to make the most of the ones I do have. Read More